Population | 14.228 billion |
Currency | florin |
Animal | falcon |
The Republic of Farist Codnersirscor is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.228 billion Farist Codnersirscorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Farist Codnersirscorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,174 trillion florins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,815 florins, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farist Codnersirscor's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Farist Codnersirscor is ranked 283,143rd in the world and 4,911th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 21.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Farist Codnersirscor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Farist Codnersirscor, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
- : Following new legislation in Farist Codnersirscor, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
- : Following new legislation in Farist Codnersirscor, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
- : Farist Codnersirscor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, and Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Farist Codnersirscor, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
- : Following new legislation in Farist Codnersirscor, orange juice has been renamed yellow juice.
- : Following new legislation in Farist Codnersirscor, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
- : Following new legislation in Farist Codnersirscor, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Following new legislation in Farist Codnersirscor, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.